Saturday, September 19, 2009

Archbishop

More religious bullshit. Not content with peddling the mortal remains of St Therese of Lisieux around the country like some bizarre act of penitent – though doubtless profitable – necrophilia, the Roman Catholic church now says people must pray every day if they wish to remain healthy ; this is the gospel according to the new Archbishop of Westminster, the Most Rev Vincent Nichols (pictured above). In his first pastoral letter to his diocese since he was installed in May this year, published today, Archbishop Nichols, who was appointed recently by former Hitler Youth and Nazi anti-aircraft gunner Pope Benedict XVI, warns that stable, fruitful and healthy lives cannot be achieved without daily prayer. And in a tirade well worthy of the most rabid, demented Islamic fundamentalist, he warns against the temptations of ambition, favouritism and hypocrisy in the “battles and wars” that people fight among themselves. Archbishop Nichols is starting his service as successor to that other well known champion of democracy and free thinking, the Vatican obsessed bigot and doctrinal pedant Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor. And by the looks of it, he’s going to continue spouting the same kind of ignorant, arrogant, narrow-minded, intolerant, luddite, medieval, nonsensical crap as his predecessor. Archbishop Nichols might be better instructing his deluded adherents to offer daily prayers for the sodomised victims of paedophiles employed within his own corrupt church.

Friday, September 4, 2009

pray

Posted by Caledonian Jim in Daily Posts


The Roman Catholic church, headed up of course by former Hitler Youth and Nazi anti-aircraft gunner Pope Benedict XVI, is now providing advice to its deluded adherents in the UK who are married couples (above) by encouraging them to pray together before they have sexual intercourse. A new book brought out by the Vatican reportedly invites couples setting out on their married life to recite a specially composed “Prayer Before Making Love”. The prayer is aimed at purifying the intentions of the couple so that the conjugal act is marked by total self-giving rather than selfishness or hedonism. It is contained in a newly published “Prayer Book for Spouses” and it implores God “to place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes”. It reads: “Open our hearts to you, to each other and to the goodness of your will. Cover our poverty in the richness of your mercy and forgiveness. Clothe us in true dignity and take to yourself our shared aspirations, for your glory, for ever and ever.” What a load of patronising bollocks. And to complete the nonsensical irony, this puerile gibberish is being peddled by an organisation that covers for those within its ranks that indulge in perverted, unpure, selfish, hedonism with minors. The hypocrisy of this international front for priestly paedophiles is astonishing.